#074 With Who ?

Ada sepasang suami istri yang sudah menikah 20 tahun. Uniknya, setiap kali melakukan hubungan suami istri, si suami selalu minta lampu dimatikan.

"Udah, deh, ini bener-bener stupid!" kata si istri dalam hati.

"Pokoknya malam ini lampu akan gua nyalain!" tekadnya.

Begitulah, ketika malam itu mereka tengah bercinta, si istri segera menghidupkan lampu kamar. Betapa kagetnya ia ketika melihat suaminya tengah memegang alat bantu seks.

Si istri benar-benar kecewa dan marah. "Jadi selama 20 tahun ini kamu menipu aku? Kamu ternyata impoten! Jelaskan padaku semua ini!"

Si suami menatap istrinya dan dengan tenang berkata, "Aku akan jelaskan semua ini, jika kamu menjelaskan siapa ayah dari ketiga anak di rumah ini."

-FIN-

Read the Indonesian translation HERE

Author: Unknown

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#010 Dildo And Dick War

One day after a man had sex with one woman, they then went to sleep. During their sleep a Dildo visited the man’s Dick.

“Hey Dick, aren’t you tired of carrying two heavy testicles?” mocked Dildo.

“Nah, I carried them so that it can give extra pleasure to my master when women touched them,” replied Dick calmly.

Dildo didn’t want to lose with the argument that he is better than Dick.

“But you get weak and soft after a few times of sex, unlike me, I am strong and hard all the time,” Dildo added.

“Yeah I know that, but that is what God created me for. It is to limit the number of sex can be done by my master. Too much sex can harm my master’s body,” explained Dick smartly.

Getting a bit irritated the Dildo argued, “Women can use me to get sexual pleasure, and they don’t even need you!”

“That’s true; many women use you, but what gives the utmost pleasure of sex is if there is LOVE, and you can’t give LOVE to women.”

Having nothing to say and felt very irritated Dildo walked away.

-FIN-
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Author: Unknown
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